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(Fictional) Queen, Defender of the Faith, wife, mother, grandmother

A woman, yes, but still funny.

This account is run by #Obama2012 campaign staff. Tweets from the President are signed -BO.

Official John and Edward Twitter

I am Aleksandr, founder of comparethemeerkat.com.I live and make my work in Moscow, where many generations of my family have thrive.

The Wild Dolphin Project is a non-profit set up to study free ranging dolphins in the Bahamas..since 1985... longest running underwater dolphin study in world!

Police Officer with North Wales Police, a Neighbourhood Policing Officer for Conwy, Penmaenmawr, Llanfairfechan. Please do not use Twitter to report crime

Comedian, talk show host and ice road trucker. My tweets are real, and they’re spectacular.

Breaking social media, tech and digital news and analysis from Mashable.com, the top resource and guide for all things web.

Quite Interesting facts, posted as frequently as Mr Fry's strict homework schedule allows.

mother mons†er

I'm just this guy, you know?

Welcome to the official twitter page of the Office of His Holiness the 14th Dalai Lama.

Actor and twitter slut

Ex-military, now police. Also write books about my time in uniform & what really goes on: www.policecrime999.com WARNING:Contains humour & traces of nuts

Rocket Ship Builder

Actor, baker, candlestick maker

I'm 11 and have an inoperable brain tumour. I raise money for brain cancer research. Make bracelets & do public speaking. helped to raise over £500,000 SO FAR!

On Tour from 26th Sept 2010 and DVD coming out in 2011. Get on my mailing list www.sarahmillican.co.uk x

Actor. Prince Hal/Henry V. Loki. Capt Nicholls. Fitzgerald. Freddie Page. Edward. Magnus. Oakley. Also: brother, son, friend, runner, dancer, prancer, loon.

Yeah you better be fucking following me.

Musician! Listen to my latest single: http://youtube.com/alexday

Official Twitter account for Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. http://on.fb.me/TeamBringIt

Take That member and X Factor judge Gary Barlow's official Twitter page.

Mayor of Newark, New Jersey

Husband. Father. Brother. Son. Welshman. Actor. Singer. Ex-Phantom. Ex-Valjean. Latest CD - Unmasked. Out now!

The most unimportant things you'll never need to know.

There will be no foolish wand-waving or silly incantations in this Twitter feed.

'One day you're the cock of the walk, the next a feather duster.'

I apologise in advance.

My 4 y/o son has #Autism, this page has been set up 2 share info,support & raise awareness ~ I also have a personal twitter @Laurenmufc19

TV news producer, writer, wife, asshole and owner of 2 dogs. http://www.witstream.com/#jenny_johnson

If you dont know me then you never will.

Hells yeah, it's me! You can email me at god@omnipotent.com

Singer, song writer, and occasional shit stirrer - Latest single and EP, both titled 'LAST TO GO' Available NOW on iTunes. http://www.imgtalent.com.au

Author of My Animals and Other Family. Co-inventor of the Mobot (yes, really)

Author

Stand up comedian and tv presenter

Somos a Biblioteca Virtual do Governo do Estado de São Paulo, um programa de acesso à informação e atendimento ao cidadão.

Breathing northern fire over the wheat fields of the beautiful game

The official home of O2 UK on Twitter. Run by the social media team. We’re helping wherever we can. You can also get more O2 at @o2priority and @o2careers

Political Editor, BBC Scotland.

Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am making video podcasts

Anonymous Fleet Street reporter. Often sarcastic, occasionally right. Fox (n) carnivore of genus vulpes; crafty person; scavenger; (vb) to confuse; to be drunk.

@FeelemFriday_ is a Breast Cancer awareness page...Promoting self exam...Support by changing your Avi every Thursday from 6pm and tweet #KeepCalmAndFeelem

We run trains from Fenchurch St to Southend/Shoeburyness via Basildon, Grays & Tilbury. Happy to help with your queries where ever we can.

Concert pianist. Occasionally putting the mental into instrumentalist. www.youtube.com/user/jamesrhodepianist

Actor, new author, and possibly 7th in line for the British throne (DNA still pending). I'm also 1/16th Native American but no one believes me.

The official Twitter feed for Wired magazine & Wired.com. Your humble narrator: Playbook staff writer @erikmal

Remember - one good man can make a difference.

Alter ego's alter ego. Troubadour. Fan of #notnews. Motto: It's much more complicated than that Enquiries to kimg@avalonuk.com

it's this weird, sexual, anti-comedy comedy that's 'in' right now. - my mom

Led by @ladygaga & her mother Cynthia, we are building a brave new world where humanity is embraced, individuals are empowered, and intolerance is eliminated.

Reads things out loud on the wireless. Proud owner of Cordelia ( a Pashley bicycle). Views here are mine.

Dead guy on LOST now undead on The Vampire Diaries. Still happily contemplating Man's existential dilemma...

Charity raising funds to keep Devon's 2 Air Ambulances flying. Tweets by SB: Sarah Burden HH: Heléna Holt TO: Tracy Owen #DAATlottery

Police teams covering Chandlers Ford, Valley Park, Hiltingbury, Eastleigh Town, Bishopstoke, Fair Oak/Horton Heath. Don't tweet crime reports - call us on 101.

Bradford Bulls fan and proud FatDog, teacher, Labour voter, Alto. Northern, opinionated. RL Twitfam Tweeter of the Year 2012

I once took the pee out of a pirate. He was furious!

Erotica for the not-too-modern male. Now also in book form! (not for the faint-hearted)

Sometimes it's hard to be a woman!

Hung like a horse and high as a giraffe's ass. Also, ambassador to Saudi Labia.

Humble tennis player. Married to Mirky. Everybody says the best player ever and I like to agree. All opinions and tweets are #humble™ (Parody Account)

not sharon osbourne, sharon needles, your friend sharon, or your mom sharon. will not ff back. xo hearts.

I'm a people person, enjoy being around everyone. I get bored a lot and sometimes blow on people. I enjoy kicking cans and pretending to eat Quavers.

Street-cat, soul-mate & subject of #1 best-selling book. http://amzn.to/UgOtGY https://www.facebook.com/Streetcatbob

http://farfetch.com forms the hub of a global community that unites over 250 independent boutiques around the world with fashion lovers.

Currently working on a book and lecture course at the University of Manchester. About to start filming Wonders of Life for BBC / Discovery Science Channel

My OFFICIAL Twitter 'Made In Chelsea' on E4, London Nightlife Host and Writer.. See www.e4.com/chelsea and you'll see this one is the reallly reallly real me xx

Father, Husband, Commodities Relocation Expert.

We're for life after stroke. Tweets by Katy and Kim on a range of stroke matters. http://stroke.org.uk

Most people know me as Boycie from Only Fools and Horses.Follow me @Waterstonescroy for news of launch details for Boycie and Beyond.

There's a fine line between good eye contact, and the piercing stare of a psychopath. Maureen is on the wrong side of it. - a fan

evidence, medical professionalism, politics, screening, risk, ethics, NHS, general practice.

Novelist, screenwriter, game designer. Author of BLACKBIRDS, MOCKINGBIRD, DOUBLE DEAD. Dispenser of dubious writing advice. NSFW. Probably NSFL.

Twitter friend to over 823,000 of the sexiest mofos on Earth. Right now I live in New York City. As a teen I sometimes dry-humped pillows.

All things Greenwich, London. If it's happening in the Royal Borough, let's share with the World. MisterGreenwich@Gmail.com (Views expressed are my own)

Allergist, Healer & Astrologist. Passionate about dogs & VW T4 CamperVans. Owns Rainbow Apothecary & Mum to Teenage Twins. Wants to retire on a Narrow Boat.

Electronic Engineering, Beer and Shouting. \n Straight outta Chawton. \n All at the University of Southampton. \n I also shout when in the mood

If you have ever loved anybody please follow the story of my daughter Estella. Help smash Spinal Muscular Atrophy . www.smashsma.blogspot.com

A new Swede every week / I love animals, crafts and riding my bike. I run the blog http://DJURpaDJUR.blogspot.com (Translation: Animal on animal)

Be warned , anything you tweet will be taken down and used against you at a later date . ;-)

Writer & creator of Benidorm (ITV1) and The Spa (SKY LIVING - out soon) #TeamGrey

BUAV has been campaigning for over 100 years for a world where nobody wants or believes we need to experiment on animals.

abused by dozens in childrens homes and by people outside the homes people from all walks of life abused me and raped me.Time for justice for all.

Head of Youth Justice Board in Wales. Working to prevent offending; keep custody safe and secure; striving for an excellent youth justice system in Wales.

ALL SHE WANTS is available now, published by Pan Macmillan. Have also written Gimme Gimme Gimme, Beautiful Thing and Coronation Street. Massive gayer

TBG Digital is a Social Media specialist, helping global brands advertise & engage through Facebook and Twitter

Response Sergeant, East Sussex Division, Sussex Police. If you want to report a crime please visit http://t.co/dimPgg3A or call 101. In an emergency call 999.

Caroline at RSPCA Australia bringing you news and answering your Qs about the RSPCA and animal welfare.

My name is AD LANE & Since MAY 2009 I've been on TWITTER 24/7 FAN FUNDRAISING for my horror film 'INVASION OF THE NOT QUITE DEAD'. Pls SUPPORT the INDEPENDENTS.

I'm a British European, I think like an American and I was born in an Arabic country

I'm just a dude with a sweet username. Need help? Visit http://support.twitter.com . I do not monitor this account.

The Roads Policing Unit (RPU) for Hampshire & the Isle of Wight, policing the strategic road network, reducing casualties & working on local priorities.

Jesus is my savior

Nerd cheerleader, Bad Science person, Social Media Consultant mocker. Truncated tweets are refeeds from delicious.com/bengoldacre

A Fairplace aproxima pessoas que precisam de um empréstimo de pessoas que tem dinheiro para emprestar.

Connoisseurs Scotland is your gateway to the very best of Scottish Accommodation. Presenting the finest luxury hotels that Scotland has to offer.

XFactor2012, Ex Boybander, All about DANCE MUSIC #TeamRylan ♥ Every #Siren , BeWhoYouWannaBe

The AA’s Special Operations Response Team (AA SORT) –a specialist team using Land Rovers to rescue vehicles from flood water & other severe weather events

Hello world! I tweet about F1, mostly memes, photoshops and jokes. Welcome to the source. 18+

Founder of DataSift Inc

Shelter, the housing and homelessness charity

We’re T-Mobile UK’s official Twitter support team and we're here every day from 08:30 ‘til 19:00. Main account - @TMobileUK Press updates - @TMobileUKNews

Quite boring really.

The official Twitter account of Sheffield Wednesday Football Club. Join in using the #swfc hashtag!

Past times include: buying and selling drugs and related paraphernalia, using drugs as well. Message me.

25, Married, Interface Designer, #UK Web Breaking, Hot wing eating #legend

We are the Brothers In Arms, a Modern Warfare Clan, playing 2 & 3. You can find us at the top of your leader board.

Everton's Original Tactical website for ramblings on all things toffee related, also columnist in Daily Post, football coach, analyst, procrastinator etc etc

Int'l confederation of 14 like-minded organizations working together & with partners around the world to bring about lasting solutions to poverty & injustice.

Hi, Im Ashlea. I think Stereophonics are phenomenal, and my love for Steve Prescott is immense. See my follow button? yeah, I'd tap that. Ciao for now ▲

Hello, my name is Oisin (pronounced 'o-sheen'). I am an extinct Giant Irish Deer and I live in the Market Hall Museum in Warwick.

THIS IS LEEDS PROBLEMS What's your problem? Have your say!

The official http://VOGUE.COM UK Twitter: Fashion news, up-to-the-minute show coverage, plus exclusive party photos and trend forecasts

Your local life-support system.

I traded my old bio for this new improved bio, I cant believe the results.

Official Tweets from leggy blonde Stephen Merchant, 37

I leave six people locked in cellar in Dortmund, I no go back. This what Kagawa do...............This parody. mufc

Labour MP for Copeland. Shadow Health Minister

Most men can be Fathers,but it takes a special man to be a Daddy

On tour from June until December 2012. Dates on my site. New DVD released in November. Yaldy.

Lyxlillasyster i ninjaförpackning, med hjälmen på huvudet och hjärnan i handskfacket.

I was a child star (flipper) but now I slang plankton. I'm Flip da Angry f'in Dolphin #echoLocation

portlandia native living in seattle

Warwickshire's Country Parks offer a range of activities from a relaxing stroll, to a bike ride or a fun day out with all the family.

I host #bbcf1, and I've written a book about it - http://jms.gr/SdRJ5H

MUFC. Kittens. Current affairs. Work. Politics. Geekery. Food. In no specific order. Tweets aren't representative of organisation. Yadda yadda.

London's Air Ambulance pilot. Ultra marathon runner (well once). Skier, climber, sceptic etc. BTW my opinions here are not those of LAA.

Hello! We're here for news, advice and chat 7 days a week 08.00 - 20.00. For an instant response give our Customer Relations team a call on 0845 000 8000

I'm that Trev out of Trev and Simon http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/trevor-neal

Start Something Now! Twibbon spreads awareness about your cause by overlaying an image onto your supporters' Twitter profile avatars. Quick and easy!

More than meets the i. As you should expect from a parody account.

Lover of our planet, travel & tourism, friends, gardening, soul & chocolate. May grow up one day. Proud Mum to Kezia & Aleck and Grandma to Finlay.

I was born a while ago... Now I'm here. Pretty cool.

The official Twitterstream of Reading FC. Buy tickets at http://www.readingfcdirect.co.uk or call 0844 249 1871.

I'm Roy Cropper and I've been shagging birds since Corrie began I sniff bare ketamine and my wife's got a cock! This is not affiliated with the real Roy Cropper

Down to earth mum, Comms Officer CathChurch, cancer survivor, Catholic, writer, radio presenter, #twitterxmassingle was my idea.Views are my own, I think!

Eh eh..its #YourFada, just in case you neva kno oh oh. I have arrived...(Check My Favorites!) Est. 11/18/11

GES. Captain of the Golden Pearl/Commander of @DUSTIN_RHODES1 Golden Fleet/Personal assassin for the King. #teamgoldie #ortonite #kaneanite #teamaquarius

I write @often_partisan amongst other things. Views my own.

Oozing with enthusiasm to make a real difference to local charities and fortunate to have fabulous fellow Angels with an abundance of goodwill too

Air Traffic Controller at the London Heliport . Married to the lovely Julie. Swindon Town fan for my sins. The Stranglers and SLF for music. RAF pensioner.

Don't need to know anything, follow me I'll follow back :)

Arsenal blogger, committed drinker. Will RT what I like, not what I'm asked

i am so smart and beautiful ~

I'm not Gods gift..... I'm Satans surprise

https://www.facebook.com/WayneRooney

We make racing games! Codemasters is the home of DiRT, GRID and the official games of FORMULA ONE™.

Jew

American comedian, actor, writer......I am not Will Ferrell (This is a parody account ~ Not in any way affiliated with the actor Will Ferrell)

Loving the red rose county since 1971 ... BBC Lancashire ... be part of it! Broadcasting on FM, DAB and online.

Creative Boom supports creative talent with news, jobs, events, workshops, networking & TV. Part of The Guardian @GdnCulturePros. Tweets by founder Katy Cowan.

I'm the big bad wolf

Pursuing happiness one day at a time.

The British Minigolf Association is the UK governing body for Minigolf Sport, including Crazy Golf and Adventure Golf.

Abertay offers world-leading courses in computer arts and computer games technology, as well as expertise in business, engineering, health, science and sport.

i solemnly swear that i am up to no good. impressionable.

We are an eclectic group of Paranormal investigators exploring the unusual and unexplained. http://www.facebook.com/PARAHUNTERMA

haribos and dr pepper.

Security researcher and founder of http://playtowin.com/

Cartoonist, Illustrator, Book cover designer,author and graphic designer. Creator of Skeletica the webcomic http://www.skeletica.com. Working on his first Novel

The marketplace we make together. Bkground by Couve (http://t.co/xApTJSmP). Tweets by http://t.co/JweILByl + http://t.co/rCUQUSUk. Have a Q? Tweet @EtsyHelp!

Journalist. Feminist. Molly off Sherlock. Once Loo, never Lou. 'If you go home with somebody and they don't have books, don't fuck them' - John Waters

You want free candy children? It's just over there in the white van