Sodomy Octagon (Cunthorse)
What do you tweet about?
Cunts, anuses, trumps, jobbies, videogames, pissflaps, feminism, crisps, metal music, and how much I HATE BASTARD HORSES!
What's your favorite Twitter application?
Echo Bazaar, Favstar, and Shortmail. Silver Bird is my favourite Twitter client.
How would you descibe twitter to non-tweeters?
Stay the fuck off it. It's MY website.
Why should people vote for you?
Because everything you do is ultimately pointless, so you might as well give me an imaginary accolade for an imaginary achievement.
What have you achieved?
I made 'bumhole' trend in December 2010!
Why do you deserve a GoldenTwit award?
Because I will use it to club horses. Wait, I don't actually get a shiny trophy? Fuck it then.
When tweeting what are your objectives?
To initiate discussion. Usually it's open-ended questions about videogames or what would happen if everyone turned into crows.
What is your biggest annoyance on Twitter
People using the old-school RT just to echo, or to add 'LOL'. Just use the retweet button, you pine-scented arse-bananas!


