Unnamed Insider (Unnamedinsider)
What is your biggest annoyance on Twitter
#pointlesshashtags and @PiersMorgan
What do you tweet about?
A heady mix of satire, celebrity ridicule and ill-advised crusading piss takes!
How would you descibe twitter to non-tweeters?
If Facebook is pot, Twitter is Crystal Meth mixed with Drain Cleaner.
Why should people vote for you?
Every time you vote for me, Piers Morgan dies a little.
What's your favorite Twitter application?
Twitter for iPhone ensuring I always have vast international data bills!
What have you achieved?
I have ensured that no news story is too serious to have a joke made in questionable taste!
When tweeting what are your objectives?
Make myself feel like a big man, and forget my tiny penis.
Why do you deserve a GoldenTwit award?
So that I can put it with my 2011 award as the worlds cheapest looking book ends.