Unnamed Insider (Unnamedinsider)

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I love my celeb pals, I'm happy to be a confidant or a shoulder to cry on! Then it's off to The Sun or Heat! Ker-ching! Winner of Golden Twits 2011

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What is your biggest annoyance on Twitter

#pointlesshashtags and @PiersMorgan

What do you tweet about?

A heady mix of satire, celebrity ridicule and ill-advised crusading piss takes!

How would you descibe twitter to non-tweeters?

If Facebook is pot, Twitter is Crystal Meth mixed with Drain Cleaner.

Why should people vote for you?

Every time you vote for me, Piers Morgan dies a little.

What's your favorite Twitter application?

Twitter for iPhone ensuring I always have vast international data bills!

What have you achieved?

I have ensured that no news story is too serious to have a joke made in questionable taste!

When tweeting what are your objectives?

Make myself feel like a big man, and forget my tiny penis.

Why do you deserve a GoldenTwit award?

So that I can put it with my 2011 award as the worlds cheapest looking book ends.

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