Fudgecrumpet (fudgecrumpet)
In 1980, a crack twitter commando was convicted of a crime he didn't commit. If you have a problem and no-one else can help, why don't you call the F-Team?
Following: 3230
Followers:4489
Member Since: Feb 2009
Tweets: 118792
Screen Name: fudgecrumpet
What's your favorite Twitter application?
using it to swat virtual wasps.
When tweeting what are your objectives?
Save the cheerleader, Save the world, Have a sandwich.
What have you achieved?
I have several GCSEs and a cat.
Why should people vote for you?
Because if they don't, I'm coming round to their house and messing with their gardens.
How would you descibe twitter to non-tweeters?
Yes, it's pointless, but so are blowjobs.
Why do you deserve a GoldenTwit award?
Because my bronze swimming certificate looks lonely.
What is your biggest annoyance on Twitter
People who can't spell 'lose'. The loosers.
What do you tweet about?
Everything and nothing. and sometimes something.
