Mike Wheeler (mikedwheeler)
What is your biggest annoyance on Twitter
Sliding into the confessional booth opposite Father Twitter Bird to confess my sense of irony lasts longer than 140 characters. V annoying.
What do you tweet about?
Unicorns My Little Pony Celebrity Rainbows gays days and play-a-ways.
What have you achieved?
Achieved? Me? Shown Twitter users everywhere that a diet of fingers nails and string can make a man healthy wealthy and wise. See above.
How would you descibe twitter to non-tweeters?
Twitter? Abandon all hope ye who enter here.
What's your favorite Twitter application?
Tweetdeck, because it fails so often. I feel we belong together.
When tweeting what are your objectives?
To bring like minded people together in the hope they'll find there's more stupid out there than they first thought. Not me you fool them!
Why do you deserve a GoldenTwit award?
Why? FFS, if you have to ask why then you shouldn't be doing this job, I wanna speak to the man in charge!
Why should people vote for you?
Vote 4 me I'll stop the ice caps melting reduce government debt feed the world eradicate unemployment and close the bus lane on the M4